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Temat postu: I had a go, it can be called youth
1. students go to the bathroom between classes, that did not bring paper was finished, and not wait for people, phone and arrears. 10086 despair he called for help. . . It is said that there was silent for a long time, then ... ... he was classmates in class to receive such a message: Hello Dear China Mobile users, your classmates so and so in the toilet, so you send him toilet paper. Please contact 10086 -
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2. dormitory on the 6th floor, climb and found the key did not take down the stairs and asked the aunt to take, and then climb up to the door, go also key, and then climb up to, found the door closed, next to a classmate after, asked, see you have not closed the door, I'll shut.
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3. night my girlfriend said I was too your mother, I too happy, just like she got into a fight, wanted to become a man that, but it finally began to cry uncontrollably. -
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4. QQ, a man the courage to declare to the MM affectionate, while MM replies: I am her mother, I have come to steal food -
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5. the classroom teacher by name: ... .... -
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6. that day suddenly found that I had aunt, Er Yi, four aunt, five aunt, but did not Sanyi. So to ask my father: Why did not I Sanyi? Heart is also thought for a moment: Is when Sanyi in small dead? My father said: You Sanyi is your mother! -
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7. One time we all have to go home after class ring a bell, down the stairs when I stepped on his left foot, , humiliating, and I pretended to faint. -
classmate next to me to see the results I did not move, and quickly pick me up, and then hit crazy fan about to open my ears ...-
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8. a fellow student, his computer will automatically start every morning (presumably because the dorm when the moment calls the morning of red open.) -
old took a break and he posted on the computer. . . -
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9. Dad the greatest dislike of foreign singers. But one day, I was watching mtv when Michael Jackson was surprised to find that Dad stood behind, his face thoughtful expression.
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father shook his head:
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19. a female friend and a gay men sharing a house. One night she was very upset, that gay is very considerate to her under a bowl. She suddenly felt very warm, he said:
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20. Yesterday, plus receive a friend request message QQ:
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21. One day, physical way, toilet solve personal problems. Results worry incursion into male toilets. Saw a boy is peeing urinal, I was on the Mongolia, is preparing to quietly retreat after a second, the results were found,Sow a thought, reap an act;, weighs. Saw that the boys shouting Then later I said something incredible that the words themselves
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22. faint and drink urine to a restaurant bathroom and saw the word written on the wall, leaned in for a look that says: , the group has a urinary their shoes. -
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23. I am the ambulance doctor, a patient told me today he was only 6 months a good life and I would like to point words of encouragement! comfort to: six months passed quickly, be strong,Saw a girl crying. Boys are asked to be silent!! -
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26. One time I rented it to diffuse the Kindaichi, just saw the second page to tears, I do not know which days to kill a certain person with a blue ballpoint pen and drew a circle and write, this was the murderer ... ... -
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27. afternoon on the bus, take bus card slot in the bang when thrown into a -
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28. whim, take your own photos as your desktop ... and then my computer to a virus ... -
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29. high school with theory nonsense -
I Petrochemical ... ... -
after a while -
I direct collapse of ... ... -
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30. We always like pretending to maths teacher told me a humorous joke that no one laughed -
Our class to discuss
him a spoof, so the first thing he said when the school, we all laughed in unison -
day he came in, silent a moment that he dad died -
I immediately burst out laughing, others silent. -
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31. I put a fart on the bus, -
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have waved around, face the pain, -
I waved. -
lady next to turn your back on me: you do not installed -
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32. My wife and I play to the Reclining Buddha, his wife walk the road, so I carry her. -
saw an old woman, said seriously: read the book to see who you are. His wife was sick to the hospital earlier, Buddha is useless -
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33. primary when only a few cents of pocket money every day, save for a few days once, finally bought a bag of basil seeds, the whole class when the knock of the secret, was placed on desk drawer shell seeds a, -
afternoon to class when looking at melon shell and greedy, so the seeds are including shell and into his mouth again, feeling tastes Good. . -
class when a classmate asked me what to eat,, I can only say Chi Guazi shell, specially spiced buy seeds shell, only the shell is not meat, is to eat taste. . The results of a bunch of students for an afternoon around the edge of my seat, I licked twice to eat the seeds shell. . . . -
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36. water and soil do see a cashier in a very serious bunch of coins in a number of children ran, ran to sing: in front of the downstream bridge over a group of ducks, Come Come count, twenty-four six seven eight. . . . Then the cashier is depressed by half the number of coins go back and re-number ....-
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37. We used to have a baby dormitories (male), the honest little while (stupid), and sometimes stupidly charming. One time at night after lights out, and everyone in the chat, he stresses, such as I have money to find three girls. We are held together by his taste for, and asked him then, he saw calm, said, playing mahjong ... -
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38. with a chat with her sister, said: The day before yesterday my boss, a man, and understand and like, look back on my computer a long time, said,
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39. downstairs funeral team blowing
family members do not know how to think -
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41. think of the University of thing to -
University final exam, candidate number required to fill out on paper -
QQ number I had written on TMD -
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42. my junior high school class teacher particularly fierce, with five weekly classes will be lecture before going to school. Once, she love to the excitement Department, said the force of justice, I was fighting back and around a few students did not dare to laugh, had his head buried deep. I remember one of the guys lying on the desk, biting his hand hard. . . -
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46. hostel buddies strong violence, a day that there are mosquito nets, busy grasping for a long time did not catch, man sighed and said: several days did not hang a mosquito net, and finally the mosquitoes to starve to death, we sweat ah ~~~~~ This is not that what is right, many people did. -
day he found a fly flew into the nets actually, told us: We said: -
Keep watching the swing side of fan fiction, do not let the flies landing, the results two hours later, finally flies fly no more. Minato fly past his prodding, said:
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47. remember that time and my parents went swimming, when he first entered the door to see a tattoo of a community of young people live, shaving a When we meet the water when the temperature between the water Look at my brother swagger through a stop tenrai thing happened. . . Well on his neck a good thick rough Daikin chain afloat. . . . . -
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48.2009 on July 22, I see a guy on a BBS, said:
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50. brother take the bus, the car is always a beautiful girl looking at him. Brother thought: the girl may have their own interesting, can not help but psychological flattered. Girl get off the station. Upon seeing his brother with it down immediately. Girl walked in front, looking back from time to time. Courage brother ran forward, not without humor approached and said: do not rub.
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